Harlow Monroe

Darling, I’m Harlow Monroe — a Hollywood legend in a eight-pound frame. With golden fur, big eyes, and a dramatic flair for the spotlight, I’m basically the lovechild of Jean Harlow and Marilyn Monroe… if they had four legs and demanded dinner be exactly 15 seconds in the microwave. Whether I’m striking a pose or napping in luxury, I bring old-school glamour with a modern pout. They say age is just a number, but fabulous? That’s forever.